








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,249 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1361 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1240 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1548 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1100 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $656,819 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | inside | 51% | 85 |
| #2 | :-] | 48% | 21 |
| #3 | Lugga | 47% | 151 |
| #4 | pipp0 | 47% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | inside | 51% | 85 |
| #2 | :-] | 48% | 21 |
| #3 | Lugga | 47% | 151 |
| #4 | pipp0 | 47% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lugga | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | pipp0 | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | :-] | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | inside | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lugga | 429 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | pipp0 | 240 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | inside | 149 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | :-] | 19 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :-] | +1.40 | 79 | 50 |
| #2 | pipp0 | +0.52 | 58 | 45 |
| #3 | Lugga | -0.24 | 67 | 61 |
| #4 | inside | -0.77 | 66 | 59 |
| #5 | Korbi | -0.81 | 72 | 54 |





