








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 480 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 224 matches | ||
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3395 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,207 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2808 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2660 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2026 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2713 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $885,982 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 516 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jelle | 53% | 252 |
| #2 | Kentis | 52% | 61 |
| #3 | loXe | 48% | 75 |
| #4 | wh1mpZouKa | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jelle | 53% | 252 |
| #2 | Kentis | 52% | 61 |
| #3 | loXe | 48% | 75 |
| #4 | wh1mpZouKa | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | loXe | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Jelle | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Kentis | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | wh1mpZouKa | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | loXe | 340 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #2 | Jelle | 271 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | Kentis | 232 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | wh1mpZouKa | 58 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akhilleus csgosell.com | +2.37 | 69 | 60 |
| #2 | loXe | +1.56 | 87 | 69 |
| #3 | Kentis | +0.27 | 59 | 71 |
| #4 | wh1mpZouKa | -0.50 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | Jelle | -1.63 | 55 | 60 |





