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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1000 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 218 | 8% |
| Smokes | 628 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1208 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 560 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $580,846 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nordvik | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Toilbail | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | erikzm | 57% | 58 |
| #4 | Alek | 55% | 31 |
| #5 | BOT Frida | 52% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Frida | 18 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | RÅG(hor) | 13 | 0.0147 |
| #3 | Sym Symply 50 | 2004 | 11 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | Nordvik | 9 | 0.0435 |
| #5 | erikzm | 5 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nordvik | +2.33 | 82 | 34 |
| #2 | erikzm | +1.29 | 75 | 52 |
| #3 | Toilbail | +1.07 | 60 | 52 |
| #4 | Alek | +1.01 | 63 | 43 |
| #5 | BOT Frida | +0.84 | 58 | 62 |





