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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
704 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,176 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 267 | 23% |
| Smokes | 67 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 516 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 326 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $180,861 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 50% | 66 | ||
| 46% | 48 | ||
| #3 | GG_imer | 45% | 88 |
| 42% | 31 | ||
| 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 46% | 48 | ||
| #3 | GG_imer | 45% | 88 |
| 42% | 31 | ||
| 38% | 21 | ||
| #6 | Seb | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12 | 0.0186 | ||
| #2 | GG_imer | 10 | 0.0056 |
| 3 | 0.0022 | ||
| 2 | 0.0043 | ||
| 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GG_imer | 233 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| 184 | 0.14 | 2 min | ||
| 119 | 0.12 | 3 min | ||
| 104 | 0.16 | 3 min | ||
| #5 | Seb | 11 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| +5.11 | 81 | 59 | ||
| +1.92 | 56 | 46 | ||
| #3 | el sean ding dong | -0.40 | 36 | 31 |
| #4 | GG_imer | -0.82 | 56 | 40 |
| -2.80 | 22 | 46 |





