








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 356 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1773 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,975 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1843 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1576 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1095 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1461 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $227,632 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gecko | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | ^zV^ | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | PassLine | 56% | 94 |
| #4 | sad panda | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gecko | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | ^zV^ | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | PassLine | 56% | 94 |
| #4 | sad panda | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PassLine | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | gecko | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^zV^ | 195 | 0.46 | 5 min |
| #2 | PassLine | 181 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | gecko | 38 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | sad panda | 4 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | christian8xd | +4.01 | 90 | 69 |
| #2 | ^zV^ | +1.03 | 75 | 74 |
| #3 | gecko | -1.05 | 82 | 55 |
| #4 | sad panda | -1.15 | 29 | 68 |
| #5 | PassLine | -2.34 | 65 | 46 |





