








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1873 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Wingman | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




140 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9637 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,534 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11381 | 28% |
| Smokes | 11155 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 10998 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7000 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,922,146 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4440 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atti | 70% | 56 |
| #2 | Njamesp | 65% | 54 |
| #3 | Immune | 61% | 111 |
| #4 | munch | 52% | 195 |
| #5 | PP | 51% | 164 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | munch | 20 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Immune | 17 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | atti | 17 | 0.0157 |
| #4 | PP | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Njamesp | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | munch | 874 | 0.23 | 19 min |
| #2 | Immune | 520 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #3 | atti | 220 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | Njamesp | 86 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | PP | 57 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skid | +3.85 | 78 | 71 |
| #2 | Njamesp | +2.70 | 65 | 56 |
| #3 | atti | +1.40 | 77 | 66 |
| #4 | munch | -1.54 | 55 | 54 |
| #5 | PP | -2.78 | 46 | 36 |





