








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 626 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1850 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,744 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2097 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1121 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 886 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1640 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $529,402 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1436 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nsfoxx | 55% | 53 |
| #2 | Hexerion | 54% | 41 |
| #3 | bazeee | 51% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nsfoxx | 55% | 53 |
| #2 | Hexerion | 54% | 41 |
| #3 | bazeee | 51% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bazeee | 81 | 0.0287 |
| #2 | Hexerion | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | nsfoxx | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bazeee | 624 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #2 | nsfoxx | 63 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Hexerion | 26 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bazeee | +1.66 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | Harm | +1.35 | 80 | 46 |
| #3 | Hexerion | -0.28 | 30 | 34 |
| #4 | nsfoxx | -0.63 | 38 | 41 |





