








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 522 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,970 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6170 | 39% |
| Smokes | 4129 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2796 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2875 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $653,387 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 619 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ThatOsuGuy | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | Guy♚ | 63% | 57 |
| #3 | JOJ0DJROBOCATDOG | 58% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ThatOsuGuy | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | Guy♚ | 63% | 57 |
| #3 | JOJ0DJROBOCATDOG | 58% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ThatOsuGuy | 5 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | Guy♚ | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | JOJ0DJROBOCATDOG | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guy♚ | 227 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | JOJ0DJROBOCATDOG | 130 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #3 | ✪ThatOsuGuy | 117 | 0.32 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guy♚ | +3.54 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | 👻 BrianD 👻 | +2.76 | 84 | 74 |
| #3 | ✪ThatOsuGuy | +2.42 | 62 | 63 |
| #4 | JOJ0DJROBOCATDOG | -1.43 | 52 | 66 |





