








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 652 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3180 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,058 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4470 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2616 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3029 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 943 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,007,680 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MW | 215 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | castration survivor | 206 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | mohnach ka berite | 97 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Shadow | 84 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | temosha survivor | 72 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | castration survivor | +3.52 | 84 | 49 |
| #2 | mohnach ka berite | +3.35 | 84 | 43 |
| #3 | MW | +3.22 | 72 | 47 |
| #4 | Shadow | +1.82 | 71 | 38 |
| #5 | temosha survivor | +0.41 | 67 | 35 |





