








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 70 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1010 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 275 | 11% |
| Smokes | 718 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 676 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 822 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $305,113 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cocky Kyle | 51% | 88 |
| #2 | louiielouiee | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | smelly nuts | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cocky Kyle | 51% | 88 |
| #2 | louiielouiee | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | smelly nuts | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cocky Kyle | 10 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | smelly nuts | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | louiielouiee | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smelly nuts | 118 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | Cocky Kyle | 25 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #3 | louiielouiee | 16 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | louiielouiee | +3.63 | 66 | 52 |
| #2 | Yumi | -0.00 | 46 | 38 |
| #3 | smelly nuts | -0.23 | 71 | 39 |
| #4 | Cocky Kyle | -1.77 | 56 | 33 |





