








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
149 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,156 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 355 | 31% |
| Smokes | 292 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 226 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 283 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $44,046 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p p | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | B | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | Fyndw0w | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | SAV3 | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p p | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | B | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | Fyndw0w | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | SAV3 | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fyndw0w | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | B | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | SAV3 | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fyndw0w | 93 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #2 | B | 90 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | p p | 47 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | SAV3 | 24 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B | +3.84 | 85 | 79 |
| #2 | SAV3 | +1.35 | 74 | 72 |
| #3 | Fyndw0w | +1.24 | 75 | 62 |
| #4 | FAQyeah | -2.15 | 73 | 71 |
| #5 | p p | -2.48 | 50 | 67 |





