








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2807 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,849 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3327 | 49% |
| Smokes | 408 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 1548 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1566 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $294,442 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Husky | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Kris | 56% | 70 |
| #3 | Nechomer | 52% | 106 |
| #4 | PAW | 47% | 108 |
| #5 | Lucy | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Worse | 10 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Kris | 7 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | PAW | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Nechomer | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Husky | 5 | 0.0105 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyroz | +3.53 | 85 | 46 |
| #2 | Husky | +2.02 | 44 | 19 |
| #3 | Kris | +1.19 | 47 | 48 |
| #4 | Worse | +0.97 | 50 | 29 |
| #5 | Nechomer | -0.24 | 46 | 59 |





