








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
953 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,421 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 951 | 28% |
| Smokes | 526 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 905 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1039 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $572,083 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jasieek II | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | Altrscase.gift | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | Jasieek ヅ | 34% | 41 |
| #4 | SpoconaAniaLat14 | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jasieek II | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | Altrscase.gift | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | Jasieek ヅ | 34% | 41 |
| #4 | SpoconaAniaLat14 | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jasieek II | 4 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Jasieek ヅ | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | SpoconaAniaLat14 | 1 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jasieek ヅ | 80 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | SpoconaAniaLat14 | 46 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | Jasieek II | 37 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Altrscase.gift | 18 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jasieek II | +2.32 | 69 | 57 |
| #2 | Jasieek ヅ | +2.06 | 71 | 54 |
| #3 | Altrscase.gift | +2.03 | 80 | 27 |
| #4 | SpoconaAniaLat14 | -0.15 | 52 | 48 |
| #5 | Rastamanku | -2.37 | 37 | 55 |





