








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
788 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,480 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 703 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1124 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 290 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 1363 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $216,750 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | cloudy | 33% | 6 |
| #8 | Cal1us | 32% | 37 |
| #9 | El capo | 29% | 21 |
| #10 | ReiGn | 28% | 29 |
| #11 | Zaftyy | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReiGn | 141 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #2 | DoMz | 124 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #3 | Ven | 95 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #4 | El capo | 91 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | Cal1us | 65 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ven | +4.68 | 78 | 73 |
| #2 | cloudy | +3.73 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | CEZK | +2.38 | 78 | 62 |
| #4 | DoMz | +0.56 | 56 | 63 |
| #5 | StackinHx | +0.36 | 72 | 59 |





