








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1323 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5311 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,711 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6998 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6329 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5078 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2306 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,982,174 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 651 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KK1smer | 56% | 265 |
| #2 | simba_dk | 56% | 45 |
| #3 | cocio_420ツ | 53% | 144 |
| #4 | Unknown | 50% | 44 |
| #5 | ♛Clickbait♛ ᴰᴷ | 38% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KK1smer | 56% | 265 |
| #2 | simba_dk | 56% | 45 |
| #3 | cocio_420ツ | 53% | 144 |
| #4 | Unknown | 50% | 44 |
| #5 | ♛Clickbait♛ ᴰᴷ | 38% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KK1smer | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | ♛Clickbait♛ ᴰᴷ | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | cocio_420ツ | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Unknown | 4 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KK1smer | 563 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | ♛Clickbait♛ ᴰᴷ | 242 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | cocio_420ツ | 237 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | simba_dk | 71 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Unknown | 53 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KK1smer | +3.63 | 72 | 58 |
| #2 | Lightn1ng ⚡ ⚡ | +1.59 | 54 | 63 |
| #3 | cocio_420ツ | -1.04 | 37 | 54 |
| #4 | Unknown | -1.96 | 58 | 50 |
| #5 | simba_dk | -2.98 | 15 | 71 |





