








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 577 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




95 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5545 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,788 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2876 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4407 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2500 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3005 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,192,591 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1625 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ KirA | 51% | 67 |
| #2 | Tavi | 51% | 322 |
| #3 | Milk Me Senpai~ | 49% | 95 |
| #4 | Juice Cat | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ KirA | 51% | 67 |
| #2 | Tavi | 51% | 322 |
| #3 | Milk Me Senpai~ | 49% | 95 |
| #4 | Juice Cat | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tavi | 58 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | ✪ KirA | 18 | 0.0130 |
| #3 | Juice Cat | 11 | 0.0159 |
| #4 | Milk Me Senpai~ | 9 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ KirA | 272 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | Juice Cat | 170 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #3 | Milk Me Senpai~ | 104 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tavi | 42 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aloe! | +1.38 | 65 | 47 |
| #2 | ✪ KirA | +0.34 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | Juice Cat | -0.22 | 75 | 56 |
| #4 | Tavi | -0.47 | 59 | 20 |
| #5 | Milk Me Senpai~ | -4.57 | 18 | 37 |





