








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 824 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 345 matches | ||
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6253 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,449 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7408 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4043 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4895 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4103 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,151,911 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2803 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n | 62% | 84 |
| #2 | vale | 61% | 36 |
| #3 | r1 | 55% | 242 |
| #4 | DICEY | 54% | 28 |
| #5 | Mimo | 52% | 303 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | r1 | 55% | 242 |
| #4 | DICEY | 54% | 28 |
| #5 | Mimo | 52% | 303 |
| #6 | redyslav | 52% | 322 |
| #7 | siko | 51% | 336 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siko | 16 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | redyslav | 16 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Mimo | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | r1 | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | n | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | redyslav | 856 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #2 | siko | 537 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | r1 | 400 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | n | 385 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #5 | Mimo | 380 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1shkiii | +3.02 | 78 | 71 |
| #2 | n | +2.39 | 97 | 70 |
| #3 | r1 | +1.21 | 80 | 61 |
| #4 | vale | +0.47 | 67 | 60 |
| #5 | DICEY | -0.03 | 79 | 70 |





