








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 206 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




134 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2766 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,187 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1468 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2175 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1807 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1737 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,173,830 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Lingling | 46% | 240 |
| #5 | JAer | 42% | 73 |
| #6 | elsker challenger | 39% | 18 |
| #7 | Mads Meter Pøller | 38% | 47 |
| #8 | ballShit | 37% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lingling | 20 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | ballShit | 16 | 0.0150 |
| #3 | Gaviel | 14 | 0.0238 |
| #4 | Mads Meter Pøller | 11 | 0.0120 |
| #5 | whiggerchu | 9 | 0.0180 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mads Meter Pøller | +4.65 | 77 | 50 |
| #2 | elsker challenger | +2.51 | 68 | 52 |
| #3 | Gaviel | +2.33 | 47 | 39 |
| #4 | Rekrut | +0.89 | 78 | 45 |
| #5 | ballShit | +0.80 | 68 | 58 |





