








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 867 matches | ||
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 100 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9139 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,988 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4419 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5785 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5362 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 8422 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,256,997 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1398 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAISENNNNNN | 51% | 129 |
| #2 | 蛹 iMPupa | 50% | 164 |
| #3 | infi^ | 46% | 72 |
| #4 | JALKAIR | 46% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAISENNNNNN | 51% | 129 |
| #2 | 蛹 iMPupa | 50% | 164 |
| #3 | infi^ | 46% | 72 |
| #4 | JALKAIR | 46% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 蛹 iMPupa | 11 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | JALKAIR | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | KAISENNNNNN | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 蛹 iMPupa | 299 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | JALKAIR | 283 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | KAISENNNNNN | 233 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | infi^ | 132 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 蛹 iMPupa | +3.85 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | KAISENNNNNN | +1.81 | 69 | 63 |
| #3 | JALKAIR | +1.52 | 77 | 67 |
| #4 | Antrh4x | -0.34 | 71 | 46 |
| #5 | infi^ | -2.07 | 55 | 52 |





