








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
555 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,504 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 638 | 25% |
| Smokes | 732 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 449 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 685 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $249,700 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freeman | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | Terryyy- | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | Tin | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | valorant player | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | ZZZ | 63% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | Deadkid_hk | 43% | 14 |
| #17 | Cheung. | 42% | 36 |
| #18 | CS.MONEY | 36% | 14 |
| #19 | m1 | 31% | 13 |
| #20 | FinalBoss | 17% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tin | +7.95 | 85 | 67 |
| #2 | Freeman | +7.55 | 92 | 58 |
| #3 | Darkkis SNE | +5.19 | 96 | 73 |
| #4 | Terryyy- | +4.43 | 96 | 76 |
| #5 | valorant player | +3.29 | 58 | 41 |





