








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 825 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5372 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,571 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1560 | 10% |
| Smokes | 4713 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4328 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4970 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,930,402 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1384 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tiktaktoktek | 53% | 377 |
| #2 | arxx | 52% | 559 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tiktaktoktek | 53% | 377 |
| #2 | arxx | 52% | 559 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arxx | 24 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | tiktaktoktek | 19 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arxx | 1112 | 0.10 | 24 min |
| #2 | tiktaktoktek | 196 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arxx | +1.69 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | LoudBoi | +0.32 | 65 | 45 |
| #3 | tiktaktoktek | -2.02 | 52 | 38 |





