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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1586 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 346 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




194 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8921 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,733 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8398 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6156 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 8535 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 6644 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,422,154 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4772 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veridian.AL | 66% | 53 |
| #2 | Scorchyy | 63% | 173 |
| #3 | kwimy | 54% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veridian.AL | 66% | 53 |
| #2 | Scorchyy | 63% | 173 |
| #3 | kwimy | 54% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scorchyy | 34 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | kwimy | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Veridian.AL | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kwimy | 1143 | 0.43 | 33 min |
| #2 | Scorchyy | 510 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | Veridian.AL | 175 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scorchyy | +6.15 | 88 | 60 |
| #2 | TrainEnthusiast | +1.52 | 77 | 64 |
| #3 | kwimy | +0.73 | 61 | 69 |
| #4 | Veridian.AL | -1.28 | 61 | 53 |





