








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 354 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 523 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4074 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,542 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4339 | 21% |
| Smokes | 6895 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 6177 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3131 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,485,007 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rotta ja kissa kahvilla | 58% | 60 |
| #2 | FakE- | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | ✪ AQ | 51% | 41 |
| #4 | EpK | 48% | 48 |
| #5 | biäni maestro | 47% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rotta ja kissa kahvilla | +4.57 | 82 | 48 |
| #2 | EpK | +2.35 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | FakE- | +1.90 | 44 | 75 |
| #4 | boi | +1.09 | 65 | 64 |
| #5 | ✪ AQ | +0.82 | 47 | 70 |





