








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 242 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2850 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,208 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2858 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1870 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2218 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2262 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $958,675 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 338 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JE SUIS VERCINGETORIX | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | Ecetto | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | ✪ WAY | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JE SUIS VERCINGETORIX | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | Ecetto | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | ✪ WAY | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JE SUIS VERCINGETORIX | 5 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | ✪ WAY | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Ecetto | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JE SUIS VERCINGETORIX | 69 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | ✪ WAY | 50 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ecetto | 17 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JE SUIS VERCINGETORIX | +2.12 | 76 | 76 |
| #2 | ✪ WAY | +1.59 | 66 | 75 |
| #3 | 𝒒𝒖𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓.. | +0.65 | 84 | 52 |
| #4 | Ecetto | -3.34 | 64 | 44 |





