








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 278 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2831 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,379 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4378 | 42% |
| Smokes | 3460 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1756 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 785 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $631,512 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | l3ackPack | 43% | 84 |
| #5 | Bu1sa | 41% | 80 |
| #6 | F3ARXO | 38% | 45 |
| #7 | rybo19_williams | 38% | 48 |
| #8 | CrimiNole | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | l3ackPack | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | rybo19_williams | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | F3ARXO | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bu1sa | 319 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | l3ackPack | 248 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | CrimiNole | 81 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | TyB | 79 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | rybo19_williams | 67 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bu1sa | +1.77 | 76 | 67 |
| #2 | CrimiNole | +1.50 | 58 | 57 |
| #3 | TyB | +1.21 | 74 | 74 |
| #4 | l3ackPack | +0.67 | 59 | 58 |
| #5 | B0NEZ | +0.24 | 52 | 62 |





