








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 744 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 200 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3636 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,107 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2684 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2750 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2550 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2123 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,475,149 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robin | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | LogDot | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Bot ronnie | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | BounSTARRR | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Aggressor | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robin | 583 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #2 | Bot ronnie | 551 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #3 | LogDot | 355 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | BounSTARRR | 183 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Her0tic | 170 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aggressor | +1.91 | 81 | 85 |
| #2 | ﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ | +1.61 | 68 | 71 |
| #3 | TTLegend | +0.79 | 81 | 63 |
| #4 | Robin | +0.67 | 68 | 66 |
| #5 | Her0tic | +0.23 | 71 | 66 |





