








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 282 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3467 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,865 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4766 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2452 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2549 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2098 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,092,893 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 822 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | TuroK | 47% | 51 |
| #9 | iLoonely | 47% | 32 |
| #10 | D O 🅻 I | 45% | 44 |
| #11 | 𝕃𝕆ℂ𝕂𝕎𝕆𝕆𝔻 | 43% | 72 |
| #12 | [LFST] NooBiNooB | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D O 🅻 I | 8 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Thierry La Fronde | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | 𝕃𝕆ℂ𝕂𝕎𝕆𝕆𝔻 | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | TuroK | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | [LFST] NooBiNooB | 5 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D O 🅻 I | 219 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | 𝕃𝕆ℂ𝕂𝕎𝕆𝕆𝔻 | 176 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | [LFST] NooBiNooB | 112 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | Thierry La Fronde | 107 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | TuroK | 97 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b0uNche ツ | +4.29 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | D O 🅻 I | +2.59 | 69 | 72 |
| #3 | TuroK | +2.03 | 51 | 61 |
| #4 | GROMICA | +1.03 | 60 | 70 |
| #5 | Itachi Issouwa #MakeR8GreatAgain | +0.96 | 60 | 65 |





