








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 50 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,320 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 335 | 25% |
| Smokes | 467 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 302 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 216 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $123,185 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WP FREEEEEEETYYYY | 52% | 21 |
| #2 | Referent Power | 44% | 18 |
| #3 | Jrd | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | waves | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WP FREEEEEEETYYYY | 52% | 21 |
| #2 | Referent Power | 44% | 18 |
| #3 | Jrd | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | waves | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WP FREEEEEEETYYYY | 2 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Referent Power | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | waves | 1 | 0.0132 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Referent Power | 73 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | Jrd | 46 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | WP FREEEEEEETYYYY | 33 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | waves | 5 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤ Sugh | +1.11 | 57 | 55 |
| #2 | Jrd | -1.07 | 51 | 54 |
| #3 | waves | -1.27 | 64 | 36 |
| #4 | Referent Power | -2.78 | 55 | 50 |
| #5 | WP FREEEEEEETYYYY | -3.62 | 16 | 63 |





