








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 135 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 468 matches | ||
| Renown | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8062 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,557 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7937 | 27% |
| Smokes | 9185 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5423 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 7012 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,817,834 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1428 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A WIESZ ZE NIE | 62% | 93 |
| #2 | DmQ^g | 58% | 101 |
| #3 | TwistGOD | 53% | 60 |
| #4 | eXe | ωłσcн | 51% | 68 |
| #5 | misfit. | 51% | 213 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rumpeistilckin | +1.98 | 68 | 70 |
| #2 | TwistGOD | +0.97 | 67 | 54 |
| #3 | misfit. | +0.48 | 69 | 64 |
| #4 | wexe | +0.35 | 82 | 50 |
| #5 | DmQ^g | +0.34 | 79 | 58 |





