








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2306 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 545 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 134 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7605 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,786 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7090 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7055 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6858 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5783 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,620,350 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1674 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rylop | 54% | 41 |
| #2 | Mejzik | 47% | 351 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rylop | 54% | 41 |
| #2 | Mejzik | 47% | 351 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mejzik | 42 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Rylop | 3 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mejzik | 649 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #2 | Rylop | 178 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ExxoT1337™ | +1.91 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | Rylop | +1.27 | 66 | 63 |
| #3 | Mejzik | -0.27 | 84 | 43 |





