








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
948 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,661 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 900 | 34% |
| Smokes | 637 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 530 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 594 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $609,567 of utility $260 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iNf0 | 36% | 61 |
| #2 | murchu | 35% | 106 |
| #3 | m00se | 32% | 56 |
| #4 | Mr. Shelby | 27% | 22 |
| #5 | II Midge II | 9% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iNf0 | 36% | 61 |
| #2 | murchu | 35% | 106 |
| #3 | m00se | 32% | 56 |
| #4 | Mr. Shelby | 27% | 22 |
| #5 | II Midge II | 9% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iNf0 | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | m00se | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | II Midge II | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | murchu | 184 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | iNf0 | 100 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | m00se | 67 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Mr. Shelby | 24 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | II Midge II | 21 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iNf0 | +3.35 | 69 | 58 |
| #2 | m00se | -0.51 | 24 | 56 |
| #3 | ✪SaltySeaN | -0.62 | 41 | 47 |
| #4 | II Midge II | -2.83 | 5 | 63 |
| #5 | murchu | -3.57 | 14 | 52 |





