








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 650 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 552 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5988 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,923 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2819 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3757 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3825 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3522 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,124,861 of utility $245 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2054 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZXmarkusZX | 54% | 48 |
| #2 | CreamySausage21 | 49% | 531 |
| #3 | Bugli | 49% | 499 |
| #4 | William I. | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZXmarkusZX | 54% | 48 |
| #2 | CreamySausage21 | 49% | 531 |
| #3 | Bugli | 49% | 499 |
| #4 | William I. | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bugli | 35 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | CreamySausage21 | 33 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | ZXmarkusZX | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | William I. | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CreamySausage21 | 915 | 0.08 | 22 min |
| #2 | Bugli | 785 | 0.08 | 20 min |
| #3 | William I. | 114 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | ZXmarkusZX | 79 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bugli | +2.99 | 90 | 56 |
| #2 | ZXmarkusZX | +1.45 | 65 | 63 |
| #3 | The.Diddler | -0.18 | 66 | 52 |
| #4 | William I. | -1.38 | 41 | 64 |
| #5 | CreamySausage21 | -1.54 | 64 | 61 |





