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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 49 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
214 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 27 | 4% |
| Smokes | 153 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 235 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 196 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $172,425 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ludvig | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Kelo | 1 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Jebat(ง°ل͜°)ง | 1 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Annanasbrus | 78 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #2 | Ludvig | 72 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | Jebat(ง°ل͜°)ง | 42 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ben Redic Fy Fazan | 13 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | Kelo | 11 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kelo | +3.17 | 56 | 60 |
| #2 | Jebat(ง°ل͜°)ง | +2.72 | 87 | 52 |
| #3 | Ludvig | +1.03 | 60 | 51 |
| #4 | Ben Redic Fy Fazan | -0.55 | 54 | 57 |
| #5 | Annanasbrus | -0.73 | 37 | 60 |





