








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 224 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,574 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1764 | 23% |
| Smokes | 997 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 2659 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2154 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $671,849 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G0d c0мpl3x Mecho | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | ★ ninjaApple | 45% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G0d c0мpl3x Mecho | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | ★ ninjaApple | 45% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G0d c0мpl3x Mecho | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | ★ ninjaApple | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ ninjaApple | 186 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | G0d c0мpl3x Mecho | 26 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sparcruxs | +1.33 | 76 | 45 |
| #2 | ★ ninjaApple | +0.18 | 50 | 67 |
| #3 | G0d c0мpl3x Mecho | -0.38 | 64 | 68 |





