








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 349 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2558 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4364 | 42% |
| Smokes | 2294 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2001 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1769 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $426,521 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2066 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KardinalSackfresse | 55% | 162 |
| #2 | LPNEW | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | Kronos | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | OGFL04T | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KardinalSackfresse | 55% | 162 |
| #2 | LPNEW | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | Kronos | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | OGFL04T | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KardinalSackfresse | 10 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KardinalSackfresse | 712 | 0.22 | 18 min |
| #2 | LPNEW | 42 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | OGFL04T | 19 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Kronos | 5 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KardinalSackfresse | +1.47 | 61 | 71 |
| #2 | GanjaGustav | +0.29 | 45 | 64 |
| #3 | OGFL04T | -0.37 | 60 | 41 |
| #4 | LPNEW | -0.93 | 45 | 58 |
| #5 | Kronos | -2.62 | 51 | 22 |





