








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 463 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 329 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4354 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,591 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2835 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3240 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3532 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3984 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,485,484 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 258 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tont | 58% | 190 |
| #2 | saldējums ⛟ | 56% | 349 |
| #3 | znd | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | Qu1X | 55% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tont | 58% | 190 |
| #2 | saldējums ⛟ | 56% | 349 |
| #3 | znd | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | Qu1X | 55% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | saldējums ⛟ | 12 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Qu1X | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | tont | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | znd | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tont | 755 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | saldējums ⛟ | 678 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #3 | Qu1X | 198 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | znd | 100 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | saldējums ⛟ | +2.45 | 83 | 51 |
| #2 | znd | +0.60 | 79 | 57 |
| #3 | tont | +0.45 | 72 | 67 |
| #4 | Him | -0.18 | 72 | 55 |
| #5 | Qu1X | -2.30 | 39 | 56 |





