








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1300 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,313 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1061 | 32% |
| Smokes | 837 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 627 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 788 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $284,623 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ rune | 8 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | pix ツ | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | M4rk | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | phil | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Ventrox | 3 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ rune | 132 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | M4rk | 115 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | MaskedMuchacho | 103 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | pix ツ | 78 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | phil | 77 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ rune | +1.70 | 54 | 54 |
| #2 | MaskedMuchacho | +1.00 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | 🐬Qirell🐬 | +0.91 | 80 | 49 |
| #4 | phil | +0.48 | 59 | 57 |
| #5 | pix ツ | +0.35 | 76 | 37 |





