








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1980 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1466 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1188 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1515 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1279 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $561,352 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cĿى | 77% | 22 |
| #2 | cls | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | TxerokYGO | 67% | 39 |
| #4 | ArkeroZ | 62% | 45 |
| #5 | ♕ SrPvaca ♕ | 60% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cĿى | 77% | 22 |
| #2 | cls | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | TxerokYGO | 67% | 39 |
| #4 | ArkeroZ | 62% | 45 |
| #5 | ♕ SrPvaca ♕ | 60% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cĿى | 4 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | ArkeroZ | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | TxerokYGO | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | ♕ SrPvaca ♕ | 3 | 0.0158 |
| #5 | cls | 2 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TxerokYGO | 172 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | ArkeroZ | 154 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | cĿى | 87 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | cls | 64 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #5 | ♕ SrPvaca ♕ | 32 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TxerokYGO | +2.09 | 82 | 70 |
| #2 | conde | +1.47 | 84 | 58 |
| #3 | cls | +1.36 | 88 | 74 |
| #4 | cĿى | +1.14 | 85 | 71 |
| #5 | ♕ SrPvaca ♕ | +0.21 | 71 | 38 |





