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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
437 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 637 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 84 | 13% |
| Smokes | 162 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 184 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 207 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $62,983 of utility $30 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lluvia | 48% | 23 |
| #2 | Mr Denver | 41% | 22 |
| #3 | Rusty | 41% | 27 |
| #4 | Sas Mate | 36% | 53 |
| #5 | Manlief | 28% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lluvia | 48% | 23 |
| #2 | Mr Denver | 41% | 22 |
| #3 | Rusty | 41% | 27 |
| #4 | Sas Mate | 36% | 53 |
| #5 | Manlief | 28% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rusty | 6 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | Sas Mate | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rusty | 119 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | Mr Denver | 104 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #3 | Manlief | 97 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Lluvia | 27 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Sas Mate | 22 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lluvia | +4.17 | 44 | 54 |
| #2 | Rusty | +3.14 | 76 | 68 |
| #3 | Mr Denver | +2.11 | 39 | 52 |
| #4 | Manlief | -1.03 | 31 | 40 |
| #5 | Butch Thundercock | -2.35 | 10 | 21 |





