








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 203 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5687 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2675 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2673 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3757 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3171 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,446,025 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 570 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Popsy | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | Donny | 61% | 321 |
| #3 | ZoKee | 59% | 330 |
| #4 | <3 crazYYYYYYYYYY | 58% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Popsy | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | Donny | 61% | 321 |
| #3 | ZoKee | 59% | 330 |
| #4 | <3 crazYYYYYYYYYY | 58% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZoKee | 19 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Donny | 18 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | <3 crazYYYYYYYYYY | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Popsy | 6 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZoKee | 364 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #2 | Popsy | 279 | 0.37 | 7 min |
| #3 | Donny | 236 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | <3 crazYYYYYYYYYY | 160 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PTXD | +4.76 | 69 | 52 |
| #2 | Popsy | +2.38 | 73 | 73 |
| #3 | Donny | -0.19 | 45 | 51 |
| #4 | ZoKee | -1.26 | 64 | 42 |
| #5 | <3 crazYYYYYYYYYY | -2.04 | 63 | 41 |





