








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
969 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,885 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1030 | 55% |
| Smokes | 530 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 155 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 170 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $171,766 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUPPLANTER01 | 56% | 50 |
| #2 | ✪ シャッド SHAD | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | Abjeesh | 53% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUPPLANTER01 | 56% | 50 |
| #2 | ✪ シャッド SHAD | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | Abjeesh | 53% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abjeesh | 23 | 0.0300 |
| #2 | SUPPLANTER01 | 15 | 0.0162 |
| #3 | ✪ シャッド SHAD | 9 | 0.0347 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUPPLANTER01 | 154 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | ✪ シャッド SHAD | 100 | 0.39 | 3 min |
| #3 | Abjeesh | 92 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asun | +3.89 | 66 | 41 |
| #2 | ✪ シャッド SHAD | +2.93 | 85 | 56 |
| #3 | SUPPLANTER01 | +1.64 | 69 | 38 |
| #4 | Abjeesh | -2.38 | 14 | 33 |





