








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 957 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 280 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6630 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,434 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4932 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3446 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4411 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3645 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,168,475 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eviil IronMan | 61% | 38 |
| #2 | ope | 58% | 43 |
| #3 | Cam | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | mommyballs | 53% | 30 |
| #5 | Yenraek | 52% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | mommyballs | 53% | 30 |
| #5 | Yenraek | 52% | 63 |
| #6 | Edd | 48% | 229 |
| #7 | ItsCoreasy | 45% | 64 |
| #8 | .evN | 43% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edd | 30 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | ItsCoreasy | 14 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | .evN | 13 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | ope | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | mommyballs | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .evN | 223 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | Edd | 197 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | Cam | 183 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Yenraek | 162 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | ope | 65 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ope | +3.96 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | .evN | +3.17 | 89 | 70 |
| #3 | P Dizzle | +3.06 | 85 | 65 |
| #4 | Cam | +0.33 | 73 | 58 |
| #5 | Yenraek | +0.07 | 61 | 45 |





