








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 730 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4953 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,174 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5241 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4265 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6595 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4073 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,798,108 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | TeaFy | 52% | 366 |
| #6 | マキシ | 51% | 383 |
| #7 | Lisi_Live | 49% | 306 |
| #8 | -X-TEXED | 49% | 166 |
| #9 | Blobi | 44% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | マキシ | 20 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | TeaFy | 16 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | -X-TEXED | 13 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | FrezzyHD | 6 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Lisi_Live | 5 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeaFy | 674 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #2 | マキシ | 651 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| #3 | -X-TEXED | 318 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Lisi_Live | 121 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #5 | IIasy | 115 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeaFy | +3.12 | 80 | 65 |
| #2 | yukii | +2.26 | 87 | 39 |
| #3 | IIasy | +2.00 | 87 | 65 |
| #4 | -X-TEXED | +1.67 | 95 | 63 |
| #5 | FrezzyHD | +0.27 | 83 | 43 |





