








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 281 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3139 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,684 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2155 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1659 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2533 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2337 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $606,327 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1779 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | semkii | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | sk8eris | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | oldschool | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Benkjuuu | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | AUTOMATA MACHINA | 2 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Burzhujs | +2.82 | 85 | 65 |
| #2 | AUTOMATA MACHINA | +1.52 | 71 | 74 |
| #3 | sk1ddo | +1.20 | 59 | 77 |
| #4 | semkii | +1.16 | 70 | 64 |
| #5 | sk8eris | +0.78 | 74 | 71 |





