








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 540 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 333 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Esplay | 17 matches | 1,571 | |
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2801 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,668 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9164 | 44% |
| Smokes | 4772 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2280 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 4452 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $513,898 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 431 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nkish ;> | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | antifun | 44% | 70 |
| #3 | separi | 44% | 194 |
| #4 | Drama | 43% | 318 |
| #5 | melkid | 42% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nkish ;> | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | antifun | 44% | 70 |
| #3 | separi | 44% | 194 |
| #4 | Drama | 43% | 318 |
| #5 | melkid | 42% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drama | 51 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | separi | 39 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | melkid | 17 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | antifun | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drama | 1628 | 0.25 | 52 min |
| #2 | separi | 869 | 0.21 | 20 min |
| #3 | melkid | 835 | 0.29 | 21 min |
| #4 | antifun | 143 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Nkish ;> | 109 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | separi | +3.28 | 78 | 56 |
| #2 | Nkish ;> | +3.10 | 72 | 75 |
| #3 | Drama | +2.03 | 56 | 73 |
| #4 | melkid | +0.08 | 63 | 72 |
| #5 | antifun | -0.75 | 71 | 67 |





