








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 820 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 306 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5565 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,817 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4305 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4585 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3849 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3078 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,191,158 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 408 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peter | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | icN | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | The Ghost of Kyiv | 56% | 90 |
| #4 | xAly | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | phil | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peter | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | icN | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | The Ghost of Kyiv | 56% | 90 |
| #4 | xAly | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | phil | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Ghost of Kyiv | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Peter | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | phil | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Ghost of Kyiv | 178 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | phil | 97 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | icN | 77 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Peter | 33 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | xAly | 24 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❄ usbsick;. | +2.42 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | icN | +1.24 | 86 | 65 |
| #3 | The Ghost of Kyiv | +0.89 | 69 | 69 |
| #4 | phil | +0.61 | 69 | 60 |
| #5 | xAly | -0.36 | 72 | 41 |





