








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 297 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,511 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2270 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2304 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1861 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2076 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $731,529 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 204 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Joe Battlefield | 50% | 78 |
| #5 | el1aZ | 44% | 64 |
| #6 | :/ | 44% | 39 |
| #7 | zHr | 41% | 17 |
| #8 | πΈπ© | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joe Battlefield | 156 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | el1aZ | 145 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Bait Dover | 112 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | veriumG | 93 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | :/ | 40 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | veriumG | +4.51 | 68 | 67 |
| #2 | Hans Niessl | +3.24 | 70 | 64 |
| #3 | zHr | +1.65 | 72 | 47 |
| #4 | Bait Dover | +1.13 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | el1aZ | -0.89 | 71 | 65 |





