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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,672 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
385 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,233 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 162 | 13% |
| Smokes | 370 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 389 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 312 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $154,657 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -t0mppA- | 100% | 3 |
| 75% | 4 | ||
| 75% | 4 | ||
| #4 | volvomachine | 75% | 8 |
| 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Laban | 25% | 4 |
| #13 | Snövits Torsk ^.^ | 25% | 12 |
| #14 | Piitur | 20% | 5 |
| #15 | Mårtenbror | 14% | 7 |
| #16 | Awpnils | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | volvomachine | 1 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Laban | 1 | 0.0108 |
| 1 | 0.0135 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| +10.81 | 100 | 37 | ||
| #2 | Yoshi | +6.27 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | volvomachine | +5.28 | 77 | 49 |
| #4 | -t0mppA- | +5.05 | 69 | 72 |
| #5 | Laban | +1.41 | 71 | 68 |





