








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 273 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 338 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4147 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,270 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1539 | 25% |
| Smokes | 843 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 1997 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1891 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,432,844 of utility $238 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grex | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | Veep | 50% | 144 |
| #3 | geekioracle | 50% | 327 |
| #4 | *SX* | 47% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grex | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | Veep | 50% | 144 |
| #3 | geekioracle | 50% | 327 |
| #4 | *SX* | 47% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *SX* | 31 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | geekioracle | 19 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Veep | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | grex | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | geekioracle | 935 | 0.14 | 26 min |
| #2 | *SX* | 227 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | Veep | 204 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | grex | 57 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | geekioracle | +3.29 | 65 | 66 |
| #2 | Veep | +3.04 | 71 | 57 |
| #3 | grex | +2.04 | 59 | 60 |
| #4 | F_R_I_T_Z | -1.23 | 78 | 40 |
| #5 | *SX* | -2.15 | 51 | 65 |





