








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2290 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,016 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4453 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4279 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3473 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2811 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $553,540 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cooleyz | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | professional rat | 75% | 32 |
| #3 | SporeVine 🍄🌱 | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cooleyz | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | professional rat | 75% | 32 |
| #3 | SporeVine 🍄🌱 | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | professional rat | 5 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Cooleyz | 2 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | SporeVine 🍄🌱 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cooleyz | 53 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | professional rat | 32 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | SporeVine 🍄🌱 | 31 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | professional rat | +4.55 | 85 | 35 |
| #2 | Cooleyz | +1.93 | 60 | 53 |
| #3 | kr1em | +0.37 | 40 | 70 |
| #4 | SporeVine 🍄🌱 | -0.15 | 46 | 34 |





